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http://muffintop-less.tumblr.com/post/87260991445 muffintop-less
that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

that-skinny-little-doll:

This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 

http://thanomluk.deviantart.com/art/Cloud-by-Thanomluk-480752694 thanomluk.deviantart.com
aluxide:

Cloud | artist: thanomluk

aluxide:

Cloud | artist: thanomluk
http://hothotphone.com/post/87990666234/i-am-the-guy-that-writes-your-name-on-your-starbucks hothotphone

I Am The Guy That Writes Your Name On Your Starbucks Cup

hothotphone:


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I am the guy that writes your name in black marker on your Starbucks cup. I probably write around five hundred customers’ names every day. Recently, it has come to my attention that people are not always satisfied with the name I’ve written. In fact, many people say that the names are often wildly inaccurate and they want to know why I can never get it right. Allow me to explain why:
I am fucking with you.
I didn’t mishear your name, I’m not illiterate, and your name is not difficult to spell. I am deliberately misspelling your name in order to confuse and annoy you. It’s the best part of my job and I will never stop.
Let me assure you, everyone in the world knows how to spell ‘Jessica.’Literally everyone. I decided to write ‘Gessika’ on your cup in order to play with your emotions in a shrewd and calculating way. And it worked. You posted about it on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, and you complained about it to everyone at your office. I’m in your head now.
Allow me to talk you through my fiendish thought process. When I hear a customer’s name, I immediately think “how can I spell this name in an obnoxious way that will infuriate and perplex them?” Often, this involves swapping out a letter for a similar sounding letter. For example, writing ‘Khris’ instead of ‘Chris.’ It’s a small change, but people still hate it. Other times, I like to really fuck with people’s minds by spelling their name in a way that barely contains any of the correct letters. Like that time I wrote ‘Nykal’ instead of ‘Michael.’ Oh man, that guy legitimately looked like he was going to have a mental breakdown when he saw that.
But every once in a while, I’ll spell your name correctly. You’ll pick up your order and be delighted to discover that your name was spelled right today. You’ll forget about all the previous spelling errors and think that maybe things are starting to look up for you. That’s what I want you to think. I’m lulling you into a false sense of security. This isn’t over. It’s never over.
[Visit his website and read his writing on McSweeney’s and Onion News Network]
http://seapeny.tumblr.com/post/97498114899/im-not-going-to-eat-anymore-of-this-food-didnt seapeny
thespine-walter:

seapeny:

"I’m not going to eat anymore of this food" didn’t last long. #fmsphotoaday September 14 {Healthy} (at Fort George National Historic Site)

the face of a broken man with many regrets

thespine-walter:

seapeny:

"I’m not going to eat anymore of this food" didn’t last long. #fmsphotoaday September 14 {Healthy} (at Fort George National Historic Site)

the face of a broken man with many regrets

http://snipershouse.tumblr.com/post/97633032438/me-and-rpdofficer-at-furry-migration-2014 snipershouse

confusedsniper:

kitsaria:

rpdofficer:

snipershouse:

Me and rpdofficer at Furry Migration 2014

FUCK WE LOOKED WAY MORE RAD THAN I THOUGHT WE DID.

Let me take this moment to say THOSE MASKS ARE REALLY FUCKING AWESOME! A++ CRAFTSMANSHIP OKAY!

Wow! Thank you Kit, that means a lot c: I worked hard on them both and I’m glad it went over so well. 

These badasses.

http://miyku.tumblr.com/post/97591610197 miyku

berrodtherapscallion:

kayllen:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

Majestic - Need more dragons <3

I couldn’t see the dragons over all that Orc Dick in Metzen’s mouth =P

They should show comparisons of in game graphics too

http://pingnova.tumblr.com/post/87401546796/final-fantasy-is-like-and-kingdom-hearts pingnova

pingnova:

final fantasy is like

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and kingdom hearts

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http://8ayonetta.tumblr.com/post/70155750456/ensure-that-you-play-in-a-brightly-lit-room-and 8ayonetta

Ensure that you play in a brightly lit room and sit as far away from the screen as possible.

Old Snake is awesome.

http://mykingdomforapen.tumblr.com/post/96417218121 mykingdomforapen

carryonmy-assbutt:

I’m sorry taco

Taco shits in a box, so I think we’re even.

http://i6nis.tumblr.com/post/97237959816/check-out-what-this-guy-made-with-the-models i6nis

snaxattacks:

i6nis:

Check out what this guy made with the models!

It’s goddamn beautiful.

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